|You're coming down today baby.|
Now can we get back to normal? That is, now that we're done with the annual Orgy of Pagan Holidays that masquerade as Christian Holidays, can we get back to normal?
Hey, I love the annual cultural traditions we have in this country as much as anybody else but don't you think that the period from October 31st (Halloween) to January 1st (New Year's) is just a bit much?
We seem to take leave of our senses and indulge in an orgy (there's THAT word again) of excess. Whether it be bringing out the Christmas decorations two weeks before Halloween or the madness of Black Friday which doesn't even begin on Black Friday now. What has happened to us folks?
Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of things I like about THE HOLDAYS but here are some that I detest:
- Most of the regular TV goes into early reruns. I like "Judge Judy" but I only need to see the episodes once. They lose something the second time around.
- Most of the A-list television personalities take off for various Caribbean resorts or skiing in Vail, Utah. I for one am SO TIRED of seeing the pot-bellied William Shatner splashing around in the tropical waves off of Mustique or the has-been Melanie Griffiths trudging around the ski-lines in her muck lucks (or whatever they call those big furry shoes that the females stars wear).
- And PUH-LEZZ! NO MORE "The Top Ten Whatever's" of the past year. I don't need to know that. We've been there, done that...let's move on.