Well folks, I did it! I ordered the new iPhone. Yep, I sure did. I'm not going to be left behind.
Which one did I order? The biggest . . . . of course. The cost? Don't ask. I just extended my contract. Yep, I'm on the hook for another two years. Hope I'm around when that contract ends but I doubt it. If I'm still alive I'll probably be wearing sweat pants, wearing a diaper, and drolling on some health care center. Hopefully that won't be my fate but after seeing how my long time friend Bob M. has ended up. Who knows?