|"Saint Chris Christie is innocent of all charges! Bridget Anne Kelly is a scorned woman and it's all her fault!"|
Folks, I really try to keep my politically inspired rants to a minimum on this blog. You know that I do. I really do. But after yesterday's "press conference" by New Jersey governor Chris Christie's lawyer, paid to the tune of ONE MILLION DOLLARS by New Jersey taxpayers, that exonerated the saintly Chris Christie from ANY involvement in the Bridgegate scandal, I have to vent.
Don't you just love lawyers like this Randy Maslow? Hey, I watch "The Good Wife" so I know all the shenanigans that lawyers go through, twisting the truth, looking for legal loopholes, to absolve their client of any wrongdoing. But yesterdays absolution by Chris Christie's attorney Randy Mastro was "everything from a whitewash to a work of fiction" as the Daily News of New York reported. See here.
|"I know nothing!"|
Watching the smarmy, white bearded, smiling Mastro yesterday day I thought for a moment I was watching Putin's spokesman. Mastrow makes Bagdhad Bob look like Mother Teresa. I had to take a shower after watching that display of fawning obsequiousness to Saint Chris Christie.
I love all the lawyer talk like "lane realignment" instead of "lane closures." That's lawyer talk folks. Don't you love it?
Hey folks, I knew when news of the "time for traffic problems in Ft. Lee" came up, Christie was done. He was exposed as a bully and vindictive and only caring about his own personal political ambitions and be damned the citizens of New Jersey. HE.WAS.EXPOSED for the bully that he is, simple as that. The arrogance of power.
And now he's making the round, lying and lying and lying. Yesterday's so called press conference did more harm than good by trashing Bridget Kelly as a scorned woman who now was going to f-ck up Ft. Lee because Christie's former political aid Bill Stepien supposedly dumped her.
I mean, talk about throwing somebody under the bus.
I said it a few months ago when this story first broke and I'll say it again, stick a fork in him because Chris Christie is done. He'll be lucky if he can stay out of jail. Good riddance.