Today I was so busy updating my new iPhone that I don't have time for a proper, interesting, thoughtful and erudite blog posting. I will write about my iPhone upgrade travails in a future post but for your amusement today I have this back up blog posting.
As you can see I do intend to post daily this year. Today is almost over (it is 10:30 PM EST time now) so I still have time.
Last night I was discussing with Pat my not political correct list of things ARE NOT ON MY BUCKET LIST.
- Climb El Capitan (or any mountain)
- Do the CN Tower Toronto Edge Walk
- Skydiving
- Swim With The Sharks
- Attending a Justin Bieber Concert (or Mariah Carey)
- Hunting - Big Game Safari - Killing Wildlife
- Going on a Carnival Cruise or any other cruise
- Bungee Jumping
- Attend a bullfight/run with the bulls
- Get a tattoo/body piercing
- Visit a vineyard (Tuscany or Napa Valley)
- Attend a Donald Trump Rally
- Polar Bear Plunge In Icy Cold Water
- Attend a Broadway Show ("Hamilton")
- Attend a amateur poetry reading
- Race Car Driving
- White Water Rafting
- Skiing (snow and water)
- Ride a bucking horse/wrestle a bull in a rodeo
- Run a marathon (I can't run, body is not capable)
- Ride a submarine (too claustrophobic)
- Ride a rocket into space (too claustrophobic)
- Live/retire in Florida (too humid and too red)
- Vote Republican (this from a former longtime register Republican).
I'm sure there are many more things I could list. These are the ones that first came to my mind.
"Running with the bulls?" That's like asking "How would you like to be gored in your groin with a sharp bull horn?" No Thanks!
If given a choice between running with the bulls and attending a Broadway show like "Hamilton!", I would choose "Hamilton!, painful as that might be. At the end of that play they would probably have to also carry me out on a stretcher because my mind would be so numbed by boredom, I would probably be in a catatonic state. A least I wouldn't have a bull horn in my groin. Close call though.
2 comments:
Haha that's so funny about choosing between Hamilton and running with the bulls. I don't want to see Hamilton either. Also might be bored to death, but better than gored to death? Eh?
Anonymous,
"Bored" to death? Did you mean to say "gored" to death? Either one is bad. Watching the Broadway show "Hamilton" would surely bore me, perhaps not to death but a catatonic state. Running with the bulls I would probably be gored, with in the crothch too. Either one is bad, bad, bad. For the life of me, I can't see the attraction in either activity. But then that's me.
Ron
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