I had just sat down at my computer a few minutes ago when Bill called me: "Ron, come here quick! Here's a picture you want to take! There is a HUGE spider right next to the garage door."
At first I was annoyed by the interruption because I had planned to veg out this morning and upload some of my hundred or so gravestone pictures that I took earlier this week to my Find A Grave account. I have no plans to go out today at all because of the brutal, oppressive heat and humidity. The only venture I considered was going out tonight for the Friday Night Dine Out Group gathering at the Texas Bar and Grill on Long Neck Road. That confab of old, over the hill, past their prime time, has-been, retired gay guys takes place at 7 pm when, hopefully, the temperatures are less brutal.
So, in order not to upset Bill, I decide to go out and see what's got him excited. On the way out I grab my new $765 Canon EOS 550D Rebel T2i digital SLR camera (is that a mouthful or what?) to record this momentous opportunity to catch a creature of nature going about their business of survival. I walk out our garage and into a wall of suffocating heat and humidity and sure enough,there is a spider just like the one I took a video of yesterday weaving her murderous web right outside our garage door! What better time to test the closeup aspect of my new expensive Canon SLR camera than now?
As the stifling, beath catching heat and humidity of the day settle down around my head and shoulders I take the lens protector off of my too expensive SLR camera and set it for closeup. Thus the picture you see posted on this blog.
This spider is a perfect metaphor for today and this past week of brutal heat and humidity. This weather is a killer and so is this spider. Danger!
I'll keep an eye on Spidey and if she snares a victim you can be sure I'll post it here tomorrow. You know me, I love to share.
Stay cool and watch out for those head level spider webs, you may be the next victim!