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| Maybe next time Bradley, you cutie |
First of all, I was so disappointed that my favorite actor Bradley Cooper didn't win Best Actor. Oh well, Bradley will be around for a long time. I was very pleased that his date to the Oscars was his Mom.
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| Seth MacFarland - not funny and won't be back |
What was my opinion of the Oscar host Seth MacFarland? I wasn't impressed folks. I never saw him before and I've never seen "Family Guy" or "Ted" and for sure I won't see those now. He's just not funny. Color me a fuddy duddy old man. MacFarland really lost me with his Abraham Lincoln assassination "joke." Yeah, real funny Seth. Captain Kirk was right, you'll go down in history as one of the worst Oscar hosts ever.
Here are some of my biased and unfair Oscar show observations:
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| Renee - forget the makeup? |
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| Channing Tatum (hottie) and Charlize Theron - great dancers! |
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| Paul Rudd and another dud performance - who is this guy? |
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| Shirley Bassey knocking it out of the park! |
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| I LOVE ADELE! |
- Renee Zellweger - what was with the washed out look?
- Who was that midget woman on the pre show red carpet show? Squeaky voice and annoying.
- Channing Tatum, hottie. Loved the short hair. Refreshing look on a Hollywood actor for a change.
- Paul Rudd - what was he on? Why is he at all the awards shows? Who is he?
- Two Edgar Winter look-a-likes won awards. What is with the woman hair on these behind the scene guys?
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| Somebody crawled out from under his rock to accept his Oscar |
- Man, there are some real fugly behind the scene guys and gals.
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| Fugly ugly behind the scenes Oscar winner - check out the "do" |
- I LOVED the playoff music - JAWS!
- Still a lot of thanks to the kids from the winners but thank goodness only a few "Harvey Weinstein" thanks.
- Shirley Bassey, at 76 years old, knocked it out of the park with her non-lip synched version of "Goldfinger."
- Catherine Zeta-Jones lip synched her "Chicago" number. Just saying.
- I love Adele but I couldn't hear her. Whoever thought the overproduction of the orchestra and chorus was a good idea should be banned from future Oscar productions.
- I was all right with the Less Miserables singing until I saw Russell Crowe. Russell sings?
- Barbra Streisand - was it me or did she see nervous? Miss Perfection, not so much last night
- Daniel Day-Lewis - good actor but I never got his appeal, he's too intense for me. Meryl Streep is also a good actor (actress) but does it with ease. DDL always seems like he's trying too hard. Distracting.
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| What happened Kirsten? Poor baby. |
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| Ben, we hardly knew ye |
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| This is not Kirsten Stewart but some jackass who wanted to be different, he was |
- Kirsten Stewart - my God, who beat her up? I think she's attractive in a funky sort of way but poor Kirsten. What happened to you honey?
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt - who knew he could dance?
- What was Ben Afleck on?
- Jamie Fox - what was with the sequined black bow tie?
- That whole "thing" at the beginning of the show with William Shatner as Captain Kirk - too long, boring and unfunny. Love Bill Shatner though.
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| The Oscar winners 2013 - congratulations to all - job well done! |
- Seth MacFarland and the "Saw Your Boobs" song - not funny and actually embarrassing. How about a host that plays it straight for a change? Just saying.
- Jennifer Lawrence - fell on the steps to accept her Oscar - how embarrassing. Reminds me of the time I tripped coming from the bathroom at the Purple Parrot. I missed that step-down and did the "Ron Twist" to avoid falling on my face. However, I did lose face.
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| Jennifer Lawrence trips on her train - private parts lite up |
So there you go folks, my unscientific and unfair review of the Oscars.
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| Burt and Deborah back in the good old days when movies were magic |
