My friend Pat told me last night he's going to see a new movie today. I asked "Which one?" He says "Lucy." So immediately I think "Oh, about Lucille Ball?" Uh . . . no. Then I think "Is it Lucy of Charlie Brown fame? The one who keeps pulling the football away from Charlie just as he's about to kick it?" (the Story of my Life by the way). He says "No." Sooooooo . . . I put "Lucy" in my Internet browser and this is what I get:
Wait a minute?!? Is that . . . . .
So Pat asks me "Then I guess you're not going to see this movie?" Uh . . . . . no.
I'm about as likely to see this movie as I am to see the next Brad Pitt (he of the ever changing hair doo) movie, another "Sexiest Person Alive" that I don't get and who also appears in just about every other movie.
|Sexy? I don't get it. (about as sexy as a blonde possum)|
Same with old Snaggle Tooth, Tom "Who Cares if He's Gay" Cruise.
|I never "got" this one either.|
Maybe it's me folks. Maybe I'm an old fuddy duddy after all. Maybe I'm one of those Angry Old Men.
Do you think?
|John McCain - Angry Old Man - "I can't believe I lost the election to . . . . . Brrrrrrack OBAMA!"|