|Filling out the old questionnaire at the doctor' office this morning|
Okay folks, I just got my stent out about an hour ago and IT HURT LIKE HELL! So to all you folks who said "Oh, it only takes a second or two and feels funny" Oh no it didn't.
|The tools at the ready|
In fact I just called my friend Bill B. this morning before I left for my 11 am appointment and asked him how his stent removal went. He had it done about a month ago. He said "Oh, it wasn't too bad." Well, good for him. Mine was the exception. Of course I was the exception.
Even the video I posted on my previous blog was better than what I just went through. At least that guy's pain was really on a "second or two."
So here is what happened to me folks. My doctor's assistant (female of course, why aren't there any males in the nursing field?) gets my penis ready by applying an application on the tip that "numbs it." And oh yes, I'm in the stirrups again (unlike my friend who just was on the hobby horse).
Then I await my doctors, in the stirrups, with a numb penis. I'm not complaining about my doctor, he's one of the best in Delaware but I was waiting in those stirrups, pantless, with a numbed penis for about 15 minutes. Fun times in Delaware.
|My pants on the chair after I followed the instructions ("take everything off below the waist")|
Then they come in. My doctor and his assistant. He inserts a device in my penis. That wasn't too bad. The bad part came when he hooked it to the stent and started to pull it out. OUCH! DAMN THAT HURT!
Then he did it again.....and again.....and again.....and again. Yes folks, he was having a problem pulling the stent out and every time he pulled I felt like I was going through the ceiling from the pain. So much for the "oh, it only takes a few seconds and feels funny." Bull shit, it hurt like Hell.
|The stent it out! That's lubricant on the hobby horse - my lubricant|
I figure I have a pretty high pain thresh hold. I'm not one of those screamers but when I'm in that kind of pain I do grunt. And I mean GRUNT BIG TIME.
I was doing a lot of grunting. My doctor explained to me "You have a lot of protein on your stent, that is why it is hard to pull it out." He said it was slippery like ice.
I could tell both of them were feeling bad for me every time they tried to get a grip on the stent and pull it out and I GRUNT and grip the paper sides of the hobby horse I'm holding onto. I'm telling you folks, I was half tempted to just get off that table, stent in or not just to put an end to that torture. And yes, that's what it felt like....torture.
|The hobby horse after the deed was done - yes, that's my mess and sneakers (you think I was going to keep them on without my pants and underwear?)|
I guess I'm bitching and complaining here but this year has been one hell of a year for me with these procedures. First it was the prostate cancer with a staple gun stuck my my ass to get twelve biopsies. Then the volume check (of my prostate) to make sure it was the right size for the seed implant. Then the seed implant itself.
Then, as a bonus I had three episodes of kidney stones. One on my left side, which passed. Then one on my right side which got stuck. I endured that pain for eight days before they admitted me to the hospital and surgery. Then they found two more kidney stones and that's why they put the stent in to prevent them from entering my ureter canal. Then I had a procedure (surgery) to blast those two kidney stones (which apparently was successful). Then living three weeks with this stent which made peeing uncomfortable if not unbearable. Now today. Damn. I've had enough procedures this year to last me a lifetime.
Now my penis is sore, I'm dizzy, and I still have more test to take. Monday I have to pee in a container for 24 hours, refrigerate it and then take it in to my urologist. Then a blood test. Then do the whole thing over again.
Hey, ain't getting old a blast?
So take a look at my "souvenir." That's what was in me. Fun times. And don't let anyone tell you that the stent removal is "nothing." At least in my case it wasn't "nothing." Damn, it hurt.
You know what I was thinking folks? I think every one of those a-hole Republican who precipitated this government shutdown should have to go through what I went through this morning as a prerequisite to shutting down the government again or failing to raise the debt ceiling. I'm pretty sure they would have second thoughts about their reckless actions.
|There it is folks, that's what was in my ureter canal - now my very own personal souvenir. Hey, I just thought of a very unique, PERSONAL, Christmas present. Or maybe a Bloggerpalooza surprise gift.|
Have a great day!