Time for a meme folks. I've not the recipes, the political rants, the "all about myself what I'm doing today" posts, now time for a meme. I stole this one from the infamous "Anne Marie of Philly" who stole it from someone else who I forget now.
Here are Five Things About Me. Which one is the big fat lie?
- I have sex once a week.
- I was a stutterer until my first grade teacher slapped me upside my head.
- I was 27 years old the first time I "pleasured" myself.
- I am addicted to Doritos Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Chips.
- I lost over $200,000 in the great stock market meltdown of 2000.