Sunday, January 20, 2013

Liar! Liar! Pants On Fire!



Time for a meme folks.  I've not the recipes, the political rants, the "all about myself what I'm doing today" posts, now time for a meme.  I stole this one from the infamous "Anne Marie of Philly" who stole it from someone else who I forget now.

Here are Five Things About Me.  Which one is the big fat lie?


  1. I have sex once a week.
  2. I was a stutterer until my first grade teacher slapped me upside my head.
  3. I was 27 years old the first time I "pleasured" myself. 
  4. I am addicted to Doritos Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Chips.
  5. I lost over $200,000 in the great stock market meltdown of 2000.
Place your bets folks!


24 comments:

  1. #1 is the lie.

    and I got this from jim of "jim's stuff".

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    1. Anne Marie,

      What date did you get that information from "Jim's Stuff."?

      Ron

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    2. Anne Marie,

      Oh now I remember Jim. I stopped following his blog a long time ago. He never acknowledged me once. That's when I lose interest in somebody. I might have blabbed something to him. I'll look for it again. In the future I'm going to wait until I know somebody better and they are actually interested in what I have to say before I divulge intimate details about me and my life. I'm just too naive.

      Ron

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    3. Oh, I see what you mean now. You got the idea of "Liar, Liar" from "Jim's Stuff." I thought I had answered my lie on "Jim's Stuff." I thought "WTF?" I don't even read his blog, why would I put THAT information on it. Phew! I am relieved.

      Thanks!

      Ron

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  2. Number two is the lie. How can getting slapped on the head fix a stutter? Did you have a screw loose?

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    1. Cubby,

      Actually, you're wrong. Her name was Mrs. Warren. She was my first grade teacher. I was five years old. I stuttered every word I said. I sat in the back of the classroom. She would call on different students in the classroom. Whenever she called on my I couldn't talk. One day she had enough and after calling on me and hearing me stutter out an answer again she slammed her book down on her desk, and with her clumpy women's prison warden's shoe (oh how I remember those shoes clomping back), she stomped back to me and slapped me hard on the side of the head and said "STOP THAT!" Hard to believe, but I never stuttered again. Oh sure, sometimes I feel a stutter coming on and when it does, I just say nothing until the words come out whole. This episode is one of my most indelible memories of my childhood. I have classmates alive and who I am friends with today who remember the time "Ronnie got slapped and stopped stuttering." Of course these days teachers aren't allowed to touch students but back in 1948, it was a common and accepted practice. My Mother never complained that I got slapped (and it was a hard slap too) because I finally stopped stuttering. True story.

      Ron

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  3. I thought this would be easy, Ron, but you've made it tough. Hmmm....let's see.....a teacher would be thrown in prison for slapping a kid nowadays, but they certainly did it when we were young.

    I figured you'd probably first pleasured yourself when you were 13 or so, but I could be wrong....(just because I was a young pervert doesn't mean that everyone was....)

    I figured you probably have sex ten times a week, but I could be wrong....

    Everyone is addicted to Doritos......

    Well, I'm stumped, but my guess is - - - -
    losing over $200,000 in the big stock market meltdown is the big lie.
    Am I wrong????
    Am I right???

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    1. Jon,

      You're wrong. I'll give you my answer as soon as all the comments are in.

      Ron

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  4. Ron. This one's is a minefield! Before I guess let me say, "Please don't be mad! Please still be my friend!" I'm going guess #1.

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    1. Sean,

      You're funny. I'll give you the answer as soon as I read all the comments.

      Ron

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  5. If #1 is the lie I am going to have some words with you.

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    1. Dr. Spo,

      We'll talk.

      Ron

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  6. It's got to be #3, because you are a man! And you had been doing "it" for over ten years at that point!

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    1. David,

      I'm not going to give the answer until Wednesday but I will tell you that you're wrong. Number 3 is the absolute truth. No one has ever believed me but (unfortunately) it is true. There is a whole story behind that fact. However, I didn't know if it was in good taste (no pun intended) to post that story. Straight women read this blog.

      Ron

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    2. hey, publish away; I don't give a shit! :)

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  7. Randy in NEB.4:16 AM

    Ron, All of these are a poser(as the British say). I can believe 2,4,and 5,the year 2000 was a bad time in the stock market. So what's left? Number 3 maybe? I discovered that activity at 14 years. You look in very good shape, can't be number 1. It this a trick question? Randy.

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  8. Randy,

    I had second thoughts after I posted this meme, was it too risqué? Oh well, I said. I'll wait until all the comments are in (in a couple of days) before I give the answer. By the way, it's not a trick question. One of them is absolutely untrue.

    Ron

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    1. no way is this risque! remember, it's your blog; the easily offended can go fuck themselves.

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  9. # 4? I don't know you well enough to guess.

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    1. Definitely not #4 Nadege. :) God, I've been addicted to Doritos chips for at least 15 years. :)

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  10. Ron, forgive me for using your space here, but this is the best way I know to contact our fellow bloggers who are planning on coming to the Spo-A-Rama in Lewes in March . . .

    Dear Fellow Bloggers:

    In anticipation of our get together in Lewes DE in March, I thought I would participate in some Meme's for you to get to know me better, as some of you have done on your blogs! I am posting mine on my personal website: http://ladyslippercove.blogspot.com/. Most of the answers to the questions that I have posed can be found in the text of one of my three blogs:

    http://ladyslippercove.blogspot.com/

    http://stephenmoore-mounttirzah.blogspot.com/

    http://uncutplus.blogspot.com

    Before I post the answers, I will give everyone a chance to respond, and I hope that you do by clicking on the comments box.

    David Jeffreys

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    1. David,

      This is all right to use my blog to let fellow bloggers know you better. In fact, I'll post this to a separate blog posting.

      Ron

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