Hey folks, remember the "Liar, liar pants on fire" meme that I posted a few days ago? Here are the four statements, one of which is a BIG FAT LIE.
I asked one and all to identify the statement that wasn't true.
- I have sex once a week.
- I was a stutterer until my first grade teacher slapped me upside my head.
- I was 27 years old the first time I "pleasured" myself.
- I am addicted to Doritos Blazing Buffalo and Ranch Chips.
- I lost over $200,000 in the great stock market meltdown of 2000
|That's me in the back to the right with the tilted mophead just as my hormones were beginning to kick in 5th grade 1953|