Wednesday, April 04, 2012

I Inherited $3,000,000!!!!!!!

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I can't believe it!  I've inherited over $3,000,000!

This morning I received an e-mail from "Kevin Roland" informing me that "the late Late Engr. Jorg Altons made you a beneficiary to his will.  He left the some of $3,358,227.00 US Dollars for you in the Codicil and last testament to his will."  


I can't believe it!  I WON!  I'm going to be a millionaire!  All my worries are over!

I am SO HAPPY!

My new stash of cash


12 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly8:45 AM

    bwhahahahaha! lucky for you that you're smart and will never fall for such a scheme. OTOH, my MIL...don't know if she would have the savvy to recognize a scam.

    these bastards that try to take advantage of ANYONE (not just seniors) should be prosecuted in whatever country they reside!

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  2. That's hilarious!
    m.
    p.s. my photos fees have just gone up. ha!

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    1. Mark,

      I got a good laugh out of it. You have to give profs to the scammers. They know our weak spots like inheriting millions of dollars from someone WE NEVER HEARD OF! First thing I thought when I read this e-mail was "Is this a former trick that is remembering me?" But then NAH, just another Nigerian Internet scam.

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  3. He must have made his money in canned meat. Gotta love that Spam.

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    1. Love that spam Max! I needed a chuckle this morning. The sad thing is that there are intelligent people out there that actually will fall for this ancient scam. It's called a "Pigeon Drop."

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  4. Shoot.
    No one in Nigeria ever finds a long-lost rich uncle for me!
    Dayum! Dayum! Dayum!

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    1. Bob,

      Uh...no. Don't tell me this is one of those Nigerian Internet scams. Oh drat! And here I thought my ship came in only to find it's the Titantic.

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  5. Anne Marie has taken the wind out of my sails. I WAS going to tell you that you were three days too late - but for form's sake I'll still say - "Congratulations, Ron! Just remember who your friends are." ;-)

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    1. Absolutely Ray. I share!

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  6. I always wonder if they write the check out to undisclosed recipients.

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  7. Ron,

    If you are looking for a good investment, I have this bridge in Brooklyn I can let you have cheap. I have other sucker...parties interested, but since you are a friend I'll give you first crack.

    Lar

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    1. Thanks Lar! I knew you were a good friend. :)

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