Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Why Mitt Romney is Running For President?



The question has often been asked in the past few days, weeks and months.

WHY IS MITT ROMNEY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?  

Every now and then one of the cable pundits stumbles across the obvious answer:

ROMNEY IS RUNNING TO PLEASE HIS FATHER

Yes folks, even though Mitt Romney's father, the former Michigan governor who ran for the Republican nomination for presidency back in the Sixties has long been dead, his eldest son and standard bearer has had a hard on to PROVE THEM WRONG and avenge what he perceived was the unfair treatment his father got when he returned from a briefing of the generals in Vietnam(remember THAT war?) and said he was "brainwashed."  Well, like father like son.  The elder Romney stuck his foot in his mouth and his spawn does him better by continuously sticking his feet, arms, elbows and everything else in his mouth just about every time he opens his trap.

Poor Willard Mitt, to paraphrase the late, great Anne Richards, governor of Texas:



"Poor Mitt, he can't help it.  He was born with his FOOT in his mouth."

I've been trying to hold off folks from posting political posts but I just can't help myself.  I have to let these demons out!

One more quote folks!  I promise you, this will be the last one!  To (paraphrase) quote Forest Gump:

"Voting for Mitt Romney is like a box of chocolates, you don't know what you're gowana to get!"

7 comments:

  1. Those chocolates look so good....

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  2. well i dislike him but santorum is FRIGHTENING: he says that people have no right to privacy in their own homes and that the concept of the seperation of church and state is immoral.

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  3. Do we really need another republican president who is trying to please his father?

    Is American already in enough ruins from 8 years of a man trying to please his daddy?

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  4. Cubby,

    When I was 17 years old I once ate a whole box of Whitman's Sampler Chocolates. I haven't eaten any since. Maybe a chocolate chip cookie but no more chocolates. I love them that's why I have to stay away from them.

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  5. Hank,

    Oh God no, we don't need another Republican candidate trying to correct his father's mistakes (at least in his mind).

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  6. Mittsy wants to be president for the same reason McCain did in '08: he thinks he deserves it.
    He's run for it often enough and now it should be his turn.
    He ran Massachusetts and now he should run the country.
    He ran the Olympics so he should run a country.
    Too bad, so sad.

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  7. Bob,

    The sad thing about these guys who run for president is that they're all on an ego trip. Romney has been running for president ever since he was 12 years old. Hew really does think he deserves it. McCain still isn't over his loss to Obama, a "community organizer". John McCain, the Angry Old Man.

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