|For about two seconds I considered going straight when confronted with THIS! Then I took a look to the left and settled back into my Gay Comfort Zone - admit it, Brad's leg is sexier.|
Okay, where do I start? What do I say that hasn't already been said? Well, here we go with Ron's Stream of Consciousness Thought:
- What was the deal with Angelina's right leg? Did it have a hard on?
- Billy Crystal was great as the host.....however
- Not original Billy with the ageist jokes about Christopher Plummer's age, not funny either.
- Another "What Was The Deal With?..." Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow? I never got the charm ?) of
Mr. Reform Druggie ex-convict Robert Downey, Jr. Somebody tell me why he thinks he's funny and relevant? I have to give Gwinnie props for trying to save that awkward Banter Moment
- And yet another "What Was the Deal With?" the Cirque du Soleil performance? I thought this was the Oscars, not Las Vegas. Okay, okay. We got it. Cirque du Soleil is SO COOL (but I did see one guy fall on his ass during one of the acrobatic tumbles so they're not PERFECT)
- I was very disappointed in Emma Stone. She doesn't do BANTER well. Of course she had as her Banter Partner Ben Stiller, MR. LARGE EGO. Both were VERY BORING.
- And PUH-LEEZE....enough with Jenny From The Block and her boop-boop-pit-de-doo Little Girl Voice and Plunging Neckline gown. We got it Jo-Lo, WE GOT IT. You're hot (at least in your own mind)
Let's see, what else can I bitch about? Who was the dude in the audience with the maharaja head do with the bling? Yeah, we SAW you. Like , WHO ARE YOU?
Of course the first recipient of an award bounds up on the stage with shoulder length white hair. WTF? Yes, WE SEE YOU.
|I thought Halloween was over.|
So have the Hollywood Trendsetters signaled that long hair is back in style again? Even Brad Pitt had long hair, albeit it greasy.. Oh don't tell me, "It's for a role." Brad didn't look to bad this time. At least he trimmed that scraggly beard he had the last time he deigned to appear in public before his Adoring Fans. Wash you hair the next time Mr. Sex Pot, it looks better when it's blonde and fluffy.
Oh let's see (I knew I should have taken notes last night while I was watching the Oscar
I was SO GLAD Octavia Spencer won Best Supporting Actress. I LOVE THAT woman. By the way, who the HUNK with her? WOWSIE!
I didn't see that silent movie and I don't think I will. I don't go for the Cute Factor. If you all think silent movies are the new Trend, let's see how many they make this year. I'll go out on a limb and make a prediction: NONE.
I didn't see "Hugo" either and probably won't. I'm not into cutsie poo kiddie pictures. Don't get me wrong, I like kids (as long as they're well behaved) but I don't go for the Hollywood Kiddies. They don't seem genuine to me. Way TOO CUTE (hear that Dakota Fanning?)
|Another dwarf accepting an Oscar - big heads little bodies|
|Check the Dwarf on the right with the Angelina Stance - love it!|
|What was this? Partners? Lovers? Jerkoffs? I heard some mention of "wife" and "my children" so I assume they're straight but you could've fooled me!|
|Another "couple"? The Buzz-Cut on the left is sort of cute if dorky. Hey, I have strange tastes. I'd take him over Brad Pitt|
|And yet more Dwarfs!|
|Hey gang, did you see the Horse Face on this babe? God, I almost fell out of my chair when she turned around and displayed the best Horse Face since Celine Dione. Move over Celine, you have a replacement!|
|Ah "SHUT UP!" This is when I'm glad I have a MUTE button on my remote control.|
|Christopher Plummer, Best Supporting Actor|
Class Act - Well Deserved
|Meryl Street, Best Actress|
Class Act - Well Deserved
Oh, I almost forgot. What was that with the Focus Group skit? That was downright embarrassing. I thought it was a spoof on comedy skits, just to see how GAWD AWFUL a bunch of old Hollywood writers could write a bad skit. NOT FUNNY.
So let's see, what else? One good thing, the Oscar cast wasn't three hours long this time. I thought the Ellen DeGeneres J. C. Penney commercials were funny. Hey, that's me. She's funny in just about anything she appears in or does. Unlike that lame Focus Group skit.
Oh, and another "I almost forgot"....what was the deal with the Popcorn Ladies strolling down the aisles handing out boxes of popcorn? Were WE trying to replicate an old movie theater experience? Me thinks so. Only problem, I didn't see them charging anything for the popcorn. Hey Producers of the Oscars, if you're going to mimic the Old Time Movie Experience, charge $10.00 for the popcorn. And also have a sullen, teenage pimply kid hand out the popcorn, not some beautiful Babes. Talk about Fantasy Land. And thinking about it, if you really wanted to DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT...have some hunky guys handing out the popcorn. Now that would get me attention plus recognize that there are a LOT of gay guys and women in the audience. In fact, a LOT MORE than the Old White Men who control Hollywood.
I can't get that image of Angelina's Hard On Leg out of my mind. Help me somebody!
|It was close but the director of "The Artist" was the Most Boring Idiot on the stage last night -BORING!|