|Bill trying to figure out how to get his e-mail on his "new" Dell computer|
Bill's new computer is actually my old Dell computer. Remember that lemon? I only had it for a year and it crashed. Just like my other Dell computer crashed. Also just like my original Dell computer, the one I paid $4,000 for with 30 MB memory, crashed. I know, I know. I'm a glutton for punishment. Sometimes I have to learn the hard way.
Well anyway, I still had this Dell computer under warranty so Dell sent out a repairman to replace the hard drive, which obviously was a reconditioned hard drive. I haven't used that Dell computer since with the only exception being playing my porn DVD's that won't play on my iMac.
Of course you all know I wised up (finally) and got a Mac computer. NO PROBLEMATCO SINCE! Yes folks, it took be a long time and mucho bucks but I finally learned my lesson.
So my Dell computer sat down in the basement, new hard drive and all, collecting dust. Finally, Bill threw in the towel on his Toshiba laptop that he inherited from my late mother. It was taking about a half an hour to boot up in the morning. Time to get a new computer!
Both of us being Old Men and Afraid of Anything NEW, we were reluctant to MOVE the old Dell computer and set it up in Bill's basement office which is also where our HVAC units are located (Bill doesn't go for the posh home offices).
So how long did it take me to move and set up the Dell computer and download and install all the updates? Try FOUR HOURS! Oh don't you just love it? Just another reason why I will NEVER go back to any Windows based products and especially Dell computers. All theses wires, cords, connections, et al.
Man oh man. Anyone who buys a Windows based product HAS TO BE CRAZY!
Now my head is splitting, my right jaw aches (probably from clenching my teeth this morning) and I'm nauseous. Nice way to go to work today huh?
Well, I'll have a little lunch, watch some TV to see that the Republican clowns who are left who are running for president are lying about today. Oh aren't they in a quandary since the economy is taking a turn for the better? Maybe they can drag up that old Social Issue of gay marriage and beat that horse one more time. There are still some yahoos out there who think marriage is only for a MAN AND A WOMAN. Now don't take offense some of my friends and think I'm calling you an yahoo but how about making the marriage laws EQUAL for everyone? Say, I know...LET'S PUT IT UP FOR A VOTE! See what the MAJORITY THINKS OF EQUAL RIGHTS.
But I digress from the original subject of this blog. You know the RULE...if you want to be a Good BLOGGER, keep it short and on subject.