Thursday, December 22, 2011

What You'll Never See On My Blog

You'll never see an ad on my blog.  I'm not that hard up and if I was I wouldn't be expending my valuable time making Chump Change by subjecting what few readers of my blog to an onslaught of useless, annoying ads. To those of you who have ads don't your noses bent out of shape, I'm just stating what I do.  What you do is up to you.   Give me a break.  I would have to have 10,000 follower daily to clear maybe $1.00 a day.  Ads on blogs, one of the biggest scams going.

You'll never see a statement that says "Everything is copyrighted" or some such self-serving ego booster.  I mean really, what hubris.  I've seen that statement.  Folks, you flatter yourselves.  No one and I mean NO ONE is going to copy your crap and make money off it it.  No apologies for the Wake-Up Call,  just stating a fact. Get over yourselves already.  Again, if you feel this statement applies to you don't get your nose bent out of shape.  If boosts your ego by placing such a statement on your blog, go for it.  Whatever floats your boat.  But really, do you REALLY think anyone is going to copy your ORIGINAL WORK OF ART and make money off of it?  If money was to be made you would have made it already.  Quite frankly, I would find it a compliment if anyone took my dribble and published it for money.  But that isn't going to happen.  Fact of life.  Look it up.

Also, you'll never see porn on my blog.  Again, GIVE ME A BREAK.  Now I'm talking about the hard core porn.  A photo of a nice looking guy,  what hot red-blooded gay guy doesn't appreciate a little Eye Candy every now and then?  I'm not ashamed to admit I proudly count myself among them.  But I'm not going to have blog links on my blog showing naked guys.  Come on fellas, that's for another venue.

If you want hard core porn, go to a porn site.  God know there are plenty of them on the Internet and most of them are free.  Not that I'm a prude or anything like that.  In fact, I'm far from a prude.  I like porn just as much as the next red blooded gay guy but I don't have to see it on a blog posting.  Nice looking guys?  Sure.  But hard core porn?  No thanks.  You know where to find that and it ain't here.

Of course I understand there are plenty of bloggers out there who are what I call Late Comers (no pun intended).  They're the Confused Guys who didn't know what they were so they got married, had a family and now in their late 40's or early 50's they have discovered WHO THEY ARE! 

Hey, I understand these Late Bloomers are Horney as Hell.  I probably would be too if I waited 30 YEARS to come out.  But let me break it to you gently fellas, like the old Carley Simon song says "It's too late." You MISSED your chance.  It ain't happening.  Gay guys like young men.  They're not attracted to old men with love handles and a hairy paunch.  Once you're over 35, you're chances of hooking up with a HOT YOUNG THING (or even a HOT OLDER THING) are pretty much non existent except for those gay guys with a weird fetish for Fat Out Of Shape Old Men (Chubby Chasers). Sorry to bust your bubble but, and I'll say it again...IT AIN'T HAPPENING!  

Your solution? Take matters into your own hands (so to speak).

But what you will see on my blog is Occasional Rants like the one I just did.

Man, this felt good!


Mark said...

Ron, I hope you feel better getting that all out. You truly know how to vent. ha!

Ron said...


Sometimes I just can't hold it in. I know I'm going to step on some toes. Tis necessary though or else I get ill holding all this in me. I know you understand.

anne marie in philly said...

hey, we girls like to see some cute manflesh every day. but I know where I can find da porn (thank dog).

happy holidays to you and bill! smooches and hugs and love!

Ron said...

Same to you Anne Marie. I hope you and your family has a wonderful Christmas!

Ur-spo said...

which way to the porn you mentioned?

Ron said...

Spo? I love you man...LOVE YOU!