|The right sider of my noggin - so wrong - too much hair - uneven|
Last week I got a haircut.
Last week I got a bad haircut.
I didn't realize it until I got home and washed my hair.
The right side of my head has about three inches more hair than the left side. What could my barber be thinking? What was I thinking? Do I have to check my haircut every time I leave? Apparently I do.
I've been using the same barber for about four years. He is an old Italian barber. Most of my life I've been using Italian barbers. They are a dying breed. I don't go to stylists. I don't need to pay a woman $45 to wash my hair and give it a half assed trim and then need a haircut again the next week. I did that once. All I got was the boobs hanging in my face when she washed my hair.
No, I'll take the manly haircuts that the old Italian barbers serve up. As I said, they are literally a dying breed. I'm hoping my 80 year old barber Dino outlives me because if he doesn't, I'm screwed.
I've had women cut my hair. I never got a good butch haircut from a woman. I'm not being sexiest here, I just never, never have gotten a good haircut from a woman.
I don't know what was on Dino's mind last week but this lopsided haircut just won't do. I was going to wait out my haircut and live it until I go back to him for my regular six week haircut. I can't do it though. I'm waking up in the morning with a hair drift on the right side of my head. I look like a dark haired Conan O'Brien.
|The left side of Noggin Ron - the way it should be - I'm lopsided|